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Newscast.
Newscast.
From the BBC.
I like landscapes.
You have a bright future behind you.
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree.
We're effectively run in this country by a bunch of childless cat ladies.
We don't understand the essence of Brad.
It's the fun police working overtime.