You're listening to love and radio with Nick van der Kolk.
Today's episode Dirty Balloons, featuring Amy H.
Artiste.
I very, very rarely shave my legs, but when I went to this shoot, it was one of the first times ever that I shaved my legs.
It's like a japanese tea ceremony.
You know, you get all your ingredients.
You get the soap and the water.
I'm standing in the shower, I hook my leg up on the faucet, and I, like, soak my legs up, and I'm thinking, I'm in a commercial, you know, to do it all sexy.
I'm like, oh, I have my soap in one hand and then my razor, and I'm like, oh, yeah, this is great.
And when you're done, you have these bare legs, and it feels really good.
And you rub your legs together, and you're like, ooh, yeah, this is why people do it.
Then they start to itch.
Your hair follicles turn red.
It's really not sexy.
Like, there's all, like, hair embedded in the soap when you're done.
And, like, you gotta keep washing the razor.
It's awful.
You're like, why?
Why?
I pop balloons for money.