Hey, there.
It's Nick.
This is our final episode of season five.
We're already hard at work on season six, and we're planning a much shorter break than last time.
By the way, that shorter break is possible because you guys have been so great about spreading the word and donating to Radiotopia.
So thank you hugely for the season finale, we're doing something a little bit different.
I've been collecting secrets from y'all for years now, and I wanted to finally share some of them with you.
I also asked George Langford from the band of Javelin to compose an original score for this episode.
Javelin is the music that's playing underneath me right now.
So from Radiotopia, you're listening to love and radio.
Today's episode, the Secrets hotline.
Hi.
Uh, hi.
Hi, hi.
What's up, buddy?
Oh, man.
Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
The secret I want to reveal is I smoke a ridiculous amount of marijuana and for years went to church high as a motherfucking kind.
Um, my big secret is that I've been offering to cook food for my roommates, but whenever they're not looking, I cut my fingernails, clip them, and I drop the fingernail clippings in their food.
This is a message from anonymous.