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I'm Nick van der Kolk.
Today's episode, the Secrets Hotline, volume two, featuring build buildings.
Hi.
My heart is racing.
Hi.
I want to remain anonymous.
I like to leave a secret.
Well, hi.
This is Ajahn Mousse.
When I first started being a costume designer, I got a great job doing costumes for a big show that was part of a pizza restaurant, part of their attractions, kind of like a live action chuck e.
Cheese.
They didn't pay me, though, and I sent them all kinds of bills, and I really needed the money, so I snuck in during the day while the pizza restaurant was open.
But the show was not going on, and I sabotaged each costume so it would fall apart during the next show.
These were big, fanciful costumes.
The elf, the wizard, that sort of thing.
Their heads fell off.
They fell to pieces.