The amount of times that I re record the beginning of every episode is so embarrassing and so disturbing.
Like, let me paint a picture for you.
When it's time to record a podcast, I press record, and I'm like, hello.
And then I'll think for a second, and I'm like, mm, that one wasn't it.
And then I'll stop recording, and then I'll start recording again, and I'll be like, hello.
And then I'll be like, ooh, that hello was not it either.
Stop, start again.
And I just do that, like, probably six or seven times.
It's painful.
Anyway, hi, everybody.
So excited to talk this week.
So excited to hang out this week and every week, for that matter.
But anyway, oh, my God, I just looked at my hand and realized that my nail is broken.
Fucked.
And I'm leaving to go on a vacation tomorrow, and my nail is fucking broken.
What is a girl to do?
What a heartbreaking thing to see.
Like, now my whole day is changing.
Like, the whole trajectory of my day is changing.
Now that I have a broken nail, everything is changing now.