Hello.
It is 630 in the morning right now.
I woke up at five because my cats decided to push everything off my nightstand to wake me up because they were hungry.
And I'm not mad at them because if my eating schedule relied on another living thing to feed me anytime I was hungry, I would also do anything I had to do to get their attention so that I could get my food.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I get it.
So I can't be mad at them, and I'm not mad at them, but I am awake a little bit earlier than usual, and that's just the way that it is.
But I just wanted to paint a little picture for you.
So you can imagine me right now in bed, in my robe.
My face is still really puffy.
The sun is coming up.
Imagine all of those things as you're listening to me today.
Anyway, in the last episode, I briefly mentioned that I do not smoke weed.
And in today's episode, I'm going to talk about why I do not smoke weed, among with other things.
Along with other things.
Among with other things.
Among other things, I'm gonna be talking about why I don't smoke weed, among other things.
I hope that's grammatically correct, or else I'm just gonna be embarrassed.
Anyway, let's start out with high school.
Because high school was when, you know, kids started smoking weed, kids started drinking all of this stuff.