It's 530 in the morning.
But don't be mistaken, I am not having a 05:00 a.m.
girl boss morning right now.
Like, that is not what's happening.
Basically, recently, my cats have been waking me up at four in the morning.
This has been going on for probably two months.
They wake me up every day at 04:00 a.m.
by making really loud sounds.
Like really, really loud.
For example, the worst instance of this was a few weeks ago.
I left a cup on my nightstand, and then I left a bowl on the floor by my nightstand because I was eating cereal in bed because there's no better place to eat cereal.
Anyway, I wake up the next morning at three in the morning to my alarm system in my house going off.
Okay, like, blaring alarm system.
My house thought that it was getting broken into, and I was like, what?
And I was so discombobulated.
I looked at the floor and I just saw broken glass everywhere.
And I was like, oh, my God, somebody's trying to rob me right now.
Like somebody's trying to break into my house or something.
Whatever.
I thought a window broke.