Hello.
Today I wanted to talk about something rated r, something for adults only.
If you're not an adult, turn this episode off.
Go and sit on your couch.
Turn on the tv and put on Cocomelon.
Put on Caillou, put on whatever you want.
This episode is not for you unless you're an adulthood.
Then stick around.
Today we're talking about sex.
The big s e x.
Sex.
Yeah, I know, I know.
It's gonna get crazy.
I wanna talk about all the ways that I was lied to about sex.
Because growing up, my first impression of what sex was came from things like movies and music videos and even books.
That was my first real exposure to what it really was.
Because obviously your parents can give you the talk about the birds and the bees.
Your school can even give you a talk about the birds and the bees, what sex is, how it works, et cetera, et cetera.
But that only tells you about the technical stuff.
Your first, or at least my first impression of what it was really like was through different forms of entertainment, pretty much.