Hello.
I have a horror story for you.
An absolute horror story.
It has to do with my hair.
So let's just get into it.
Let's waste no time.
Let's just, let's just get into the horror story.
So in May of last year, I decided to dye my hair blonde.
Now, I had been blonde before a few times in my life, and it has always ended the same way, where after a few months of being blonde, my hair starts to break off because my hair can't handle the bleach anymore.
Listen, no one's hair can handle bleached.
Some people's hair can handle it better than other people's.
But bleach is like poison for your hair.
It just destroys your hair.
Now, listen, I know better than the next guy that blondes have more fun.
I know that.
And that's why I've been blonde multiple times in my life, because blondes have more fun.
And I don't know, I've just always liked having platinum blonde hair.
I've always liked it, but it's always a challenge.
I can never keep blonde hair for longer than eight months because I just hit a point where all of my hair starts to break off anyway.
So a few months ago, I decided I couldn't be blonde anymore.