Listen, nobody wants to talk about this, okay?
I don't want to talk about this.
I'm here.
I'm talking about it.
But I don't want to talk about it because it's mortifying, it's embarrassing.
This is a behavior that we all participate in privately.
There are very few behaviors that are more private than this one.
Maybe we discuss this with our closest friends, but this is a very private behavior.
I'd argue it's almost as private as masturbation.
There's something so deeply personal and private about this that I'm absolutely terrified to discuss it today.
But you know what?
We're doing it.
Social media stalking.
I'm not talking about actual stalking.
I'm not talking about showing up at someone's house and watching them through the window.
I'm not talking about hacking into their social media accounts using some sort of hacking tactic.
I'm not talking about being weird.
I'm talking about the social media stalking that we all participate in.
I saw it called social media lurking online, and I feel like that's a better term for it because most of us are not stalking.
We're not actually stalking.