We ran it on QI a few years ago, which was, there's no such thing as a fish.
There's no such thing as a fish.
No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.
It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.
Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish.
This is a special episode in which,
rather than having strictly just the QIL sitting around the microphone this week, we've got two special guests.
We have a comedian from Brooklyn, New York, originally from Boston,
Alex Edelman, who amongst are interesting things you've got going on.
You've got a current text relationship with Lindsay Lohan.
You once severely angered Neil Armstrong in a lift.
Yep.
What else is there?
There's plenty more of this stuff.
We're also joined by the historical consultant from the Horrible Histories TV series, Greg Jenner, who, outside of that,
if you hang out with Greg Jenner, as Alex will know, at any kind of social event is mobbed, like a rock star, basically.
You just have groupies.
He has fans coming up to him.
Are you having a relationship with any American celebrity females?
Sadly not.