No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale

没有 164 英尺高的大猩猩鲸这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2014-05-24

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Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss urinating voles, the rules of cricket according to J.M. Barrie, and more...
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  • We ran it on QI a few years ago, which was, there's no such thing as a fish.

  • You didn't have no such thing as a fish.

  • No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.

  • It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.

  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly QI podcast coming to you from our offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, and the three other elves joining me today are James Harkin, Anna Chasinski, and Andy Murray.

  • Once again, we're gathering around the microphone,

  • and we're going to share with each other our favorite facts from the last seven days.

  • So, in no particular order, here are the best things we found out this week.

  • James, we're going to start with you, fact number one.

  • Okay, my fact this week is, if the new Godzilla existed, it would produce 12.9 million gallons of urine a day.

  • That's more urine than the Exxon Valdez spilled oil.

  • How many times does Godzilla go a day?

  • That's not one bash, is it?

  • Well, some animals go all the time, like voles, I think, just urinate the whole time.