NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast

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  Hello, and welcome to another edition of No Such Thing as a Fish presents International Fatball.

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  The only football podcast out there that makes absolutely no mention of football whatsoever,

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  brought to you by VisitEngland.com.

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  We are the QI Elves, my name is Dan, I'm sitting here with James, Andy and Anna.

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  The match today is Columbia versus Cote d'Ivoire, and we're about to find out who the most interesting of those two are.

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  So, let's begin.

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  Columbia.

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  Okay, a fact about Columbia?

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  Yeah.

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  Okay, Colombians traditionally drank armadillo blood to treat asthma.

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  Wow.

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  Does it work?

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  I believe not.

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  Yeah, and also, you get asthma quite a lot.

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  It's not like you just take a course of it and it's gone for the rest of you.

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  You need basically a live armadillo with a flesh wound.

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  Yeah, and treat it like an inhaler.

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  Yeah, exactly.

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  So, people carry them around, presumably, like, inhale it in a handbag.

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  You have an asthma sufferer and she starts when you're like, did you remember your armadillo?

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