No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants

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  We ran it on QI a few years ago, which was, there's no such thing as a fish.

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  There's no such thing as a fish.

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  No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.

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  It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.

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  Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

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  a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

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  My name is Dan Shriver, I'm sitting here with three other elves, Andy Murray, Anna Chazinski and James Harkin.

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  And once again, we've gathered around the table with our favorite facts from the last seven days.

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  So here we go in no particular order, our favorite things from the last week.

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  Anna.

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  My fact is that rats wearing polyester pants can't get erections.

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  What, how did they find this out?

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  So this guy, it was in 1993 and it was Dr.

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  Ahmed Shafiq and he dressed up 75 rats.

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  We just established why he did this first.

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  Yeah, he wanted to see if polyester decreases fertility.

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  It's science, Dan.

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  So yeah, he split them into five groups,

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  dressed one group up in cotton trousers or pants, dressed another group up in polyester pants,

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  another group up in wool pants, another group up in 50-50, which I think is what most people wear, right?

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