No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2015-04-24

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Anna Chazinski, James Harkin, and Andy Murray,

  • and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with you, Chazinski.

  • My fact is that Kaiser Wilhelm once lost a valuable arms contract for Germany

  • because he slapped the King of Bulgaria on the bottom.

  • This was a thing he did, he liked to slap people on the ass,

  • and so the King of Bulgaria was furtunned at the time,

  • and he visited, and apparently he was wearing his Colonel's uniform,

  • which had been made when he was a bit slimmer, so he'd put on some extra weight,

  • and he was leaning out of the palace window in Germany,

  • and Kaiser Wilhelm noticed that his unmentionables were tight, and so he slapped him on the arms.

  • So his unmentionables are another word for trousers, aren't they?

  • Well, I think it was, so the historian says, he noticed that his unmentionables were tight,

  • so when he leaned out of the window he presented a mark so tempting

  • that the Emperor of Minnesota resounding spank on the sacred seat of the King.

  • Anyway, he was very, very angry,

  • and he then awarded an arms contract to someone else that had been going to go to Germany as a result,