No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper

没有筋斗跳远这样的事情

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2015-07-24

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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • this week coming to you from the Literary Arena in the Latitude Festival,

  • my name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with three other QILs, it's Anna Chazinski, Andy Murray and James Harkin,

  • and once again we've gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in a particular order here we go,

  • and we're gonna start with my fact this week,

  • my fact this week is that the world record for horse long jump is shorter than the world record for human long jump.

  • That just can't even be true, that just is so obviously not true, it's unbelievable.

  • No, it's absolutely true, but here's the weird thing, horse long jump, did anyone know that existed?

  • It was an Olympic sport for one year.

  • I have a question about the horse long jump, did they have to do it with a human on their back?

  • Yes.

  • Well then of course they're gonna, like if you put a...

  • If you put a horse on a human's back.

  • That's not a fair comparison though, you need to put something,

  • it'd be like strapping a child to your back maybe, which wouldn't be allowed I guess,

  • no, but listen horses, okay how many people here,

  • just by show of hands, are surprised that humans can jump further than horses?

  • Yeah, pretty much everyone, and when you say surprised, none of them believe you.

  • Okay, so this is absolutely true, you can go online to Wikipedia, so this was in the 1900s.

  • You're niche sources for these facts.