No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands

没有爱德华·宾巴格-手这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2016-12-03

33 分钟
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, and I am sitting here with James Harkin,

  • Anna Czenski, and Andrew Hunter Murray, and once again,

  • we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with fact number one, and that is my fact, my fact this week,

  • is that the White House's Oval Office is a giant weighing scale.

  • What do they use it for normally?

  • Weighing the president.

  • No.

  • To see how heavy he is.

  • No, it's not.

  • That's why you weigh things.

  • Yeah, that's what I thought.

  • It's to see that he's there full stop.

  • So the Secret Service need to monitor where the president is at all times.

  • However, they're not allowed into the Oval Office.

  • He doesn't want them in there, so they have to stand outside.

  • Now, when the door is open, they can see where he is, but when the door is shut, they can't see where the president is.