No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant

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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2017-02-11

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber and I'm sitting here with James Harkin,

  • Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Chazinski and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order,

  • here we go.

  • Starting with you, Anna Chazinski.

  • My fact this week is that a frog's tongue is ten times softer than a human's tongue.

  • I thought we had soft tongues already.

  • Well, you've been very lucky in your love life.

  • Does this mean that French kissing a frog would be unbelievably good?

  • Or unbelievably bad?

  • Yeah, because you don't want too much give there, do you?

  • I don't know.

  • It really depends on your personal taste, but it doesn't use it for kissing.

  • When the princess kisses the frog in the story,

  • does she French kiss it and if so, does she notice that its tongue is unbelievably soft?

  • That was probably in the original draft after that she kissed.

  • She went, what the fuck is that?

  • Actually I do remember that in one of the really early versions of that,

  • like in the old French versions of that thing, I think she has sex with the frog to turn him into a prince.