No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd

没有潜艇牧羊人这样的东西

No Such Thing As A Fish

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2017-03-04

41 分钟
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
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  • Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray, and Anna Chazinski, and once again,

  • we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

  • and in no particular order, here we go.

  • Starting with you, James.

  • Okay, my fact this week is that British warships are so noisy that enemy submarines can hear them from 100 miles away.

  • What's going on on board these ships?

  • Disco night.

  • Yeah, so this basically is the Type 45 destroyer,

  • and I think we've mentioned them before, they've had a lot of troubles,

  • they were the ones who broke down in warm water, and they also rattle very loudly,

  • and they used to stop it by putting little wooden wedges between the hatches,

  • and that would stop them from rattling,

  • but they've kind of stopped doing that now just because they've run out of patience,

  • and now our warships are rattling around the seas,

  • and anyone who wants to know they're around doesn't even have to use any detection.

  • Wow, if you're in a submarine, you can't really hear that well underwater.

  • You can hear better underwater.

  • No.