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No Such Thing As A Fish

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2020-11-27

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Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
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  • Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

  • a weekly podcast coming to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

  • My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Tyshinski,

  • Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favourite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order,

  • here we go, starting with you, Andy.

  • My fact is that museums need visitors' breath in order to preserve their exhibits properly.

  • Museums rely on the moisture from our bodies to keep their things nice because when you breathe out,

  • it's more moist than when you breathe in.

  • You breathe in normal air and it takes a bit of your internal juice and it transports it to the outside.

  • Don't say internal juice, that's horrible.

  • Sorry, Andy, can I just ask, at the moment with Covid happening and not many people going to museums,

  • is there a way that we can donate our internal juice?

  • Yeah, the British Museum is taking donations,

  • you just say free post British Museum and you slap that on a big bag of juice and they'll release it among us.

  • Yeah,

  • so this is according to a curator at the British Museum which has been closed for the longest time in its history and normally they would get about 17,000 visitors a day and all those people and their breath help keep the right level of humidity in the air

  • because they've got so many objects which require certain levels of humidity,

  • things that can dry out easily,

  • maybe they're objects made of bone which might crack if it gets too low and this is a problem,

  • objects have been at risk of cracking out.