No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral

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  Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,

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  a weekly podcast coming to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

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  My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Tyshinski, Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin,

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  and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order,

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  here we go.

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  Starting with fact number one, and that is James.

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  Okay, my fact this week, embrace yourselves people, is that founding father of the United States of America,

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  Governor Morris, died after sticking a whale bone into his own penis.

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  I mean,

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  you would expect that you might die after sticking it to someone else's penis because they would be so angry with you,

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  but he did it to himself.

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  He did it to himself.

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  It's quite a sad story.

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  It's quite a funny story, James.

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  It's quite funny.

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  Yeah, I mean, it's like, go on, Anna.

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  Was this the asphyxia wank of the 18th century?

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  No, it wasn't.

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  It wasn't that, basically.

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  A great opening with this fact, immediately.

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