My name's Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a podcast with me and he's gonna slowly fall in love with me.
Do you go to the tip?
Believe it or not, yeah, I do.
Do you go to the supermarket?
No.
You know when all the shirts started getting tight on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?
Yeah, yeah.
And everyone looked like sausages.
My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
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Hello and welcome to you're dead to me, a BBC Radio four comedy podcast that takes history seriously.
My name is Greg Jenner.
I'm a public historian, author and broadcaster.
And I'm the chief nerd on the funny tv kids show horrible histories.
And today we are settling in the Stone Age with some state of the art ceramics and severed skulls for company as we travel back thousands of years to explore Chapel Hood and the neolithic revolution.
No, not an underrated Prince album, although it could have been.
Yes, we are talking big changes in late Stone Age Turkey, roughly 9000 years ago.
And to help us get to grips with prehistoric paintings, parasites and porridge, we're joined by two very special guests in history Corner, or rather archaeology corner.
She's currently an assistant professor at the University of Victoria in Canada, where her work explores public archaeology, changing animal human relationships through time.