My name's Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a podcast with me and he's gonna slowly fall in love with me.
Do you go to the tip?
Believe it or not, yeah, I do.
Do you go to the supermarket?
No.
You know when all the shirts started getting tight on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?
Yeah, yeah.
And everyone looked like sausages.
My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
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Hello and welcome to you're dead to me, the radio four comedy podcast that takes history seriously.
My name is Greg Jenner.
I am a public historian, author and broadcaster.
And I'm the former chief nerd on the BBC comedy show Horrible Histories.
Today we are journeying back all the way to ancient Greece to learn everything we need to know about athenian democracy.
And to give us the political lowdown, I am joined by two very special guests in history corner.
He's a classicist from the University of Warwick tv broadcaster, author of several books about the ancient mediterranean world and global history.
He's the only guest we've ever had who's been turned into a lego figure.
And you will remember him, of course, from our episodes on the Spartans, the ancient Olympics and the battle of Salamis.