My name's Joe Wilkinson, and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a podcast with me, and he's gonna slowly fall in love with me.
Do you go to the tip?
Believe it or not, yeah, I do.
Do you go to the supermarket?
No.
You know when all the shirts started getting tight on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?
Yeah, yeah.
And everyone looked like sausages.
My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
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Hello and welcome to you're dead to me, the radio four comedy podcast that takes history seriously.
My name is Greg Jenner.
I'm a public historian, author and broadcaster and former chief nerd on the BBC comedy show Horrible Histories.
And today we are off to ancient China to dig deep into one of the most astonishing archaeological discoveries of all time.
The first emperor of China's tomb, guarded by his famous terracotta warriors.
And to help me do that, I am joined by two very special guests in history corner.
She's professor of modern chinese history and literature at Birkbeck University of London and specializes in the relationship between culture and modern chinese nation building.
She's written countless academic publications and several books, including two prize winning books on the Opium War and Maoism.
It's the fantastic Professor Julia Lovell.