My name's Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a podcast with me and he's gonna.
Slowly fall in love with me.
Do you go to the tip?
Believe it or not, yeah, I do.
Do you go to the supermarket?
No.
You know when all the shirts started getting tight on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?
Yeah, yeah.
And everyone looked like sausages.
My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
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Hello and welcome to you're dead to me, the radio four comedy podcast that takes history seriously.
My name is Greg Jenner.
I'm a public historian, author and broadcaster.
And today we are taking a pleasure cruise down the Nile and plunging into the life and afterlife of one of history's most famous women.
That's right, it's Cleopatra coming at you in history corner.
She's assistant professor of classics and the Onassis classics fellow at Newnham College, University of Cambridge.
She specialises in the politics of imperial Rome and classical reception studies.
And you may remember her from our episode on the rise of Julius Caesar.