My name's Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a podcast with me and he's gonna slowly fall in love with me.
Do you go to the tip?
Believe it or not, yeah, I do.
Do you go to the supermarket?
No.
You know when all the shirts started getting tight on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?
Yeah, yeah.
And everyone looked like sausages.
My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
Listen on BBC Sounds.
Okay, I'm not going to explain now, but just hear me out.
Listen to this.
Let's trap it.
This is BBC Radio Four.
I remember hearing this and I was like, hold on for dear life.
UK Station of the year.
I'm coming out.
We're going to interrupt you because Chris Mason has news.
The prime minister has agreed to stand.
Down a year to remember what the hell just happened.