My name's Joe Wilkinson and I've managed.
To force Patrick Bamford to come on a podcast with me and he's gonna.
Slowly fall in love with me.
Do you go to the tip?
Believe it or not, yeah, I do.
Do you go to the supermarket?
No.
You know when all the shirts started.
Getting tight on the players and they.
Started selling them like that to the general public?
Yeah, yeah.
And everyone looked like sausages.
My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
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Hello and welcome to you're dead to me, the radio four comedy podcast that takes history seriously.
My name is Greg Jenner.
I'm a public historian, author and broadcaster.
And today we are packing our pencil cases and protractors and hopping aboard the school bus back to ancient Greece for a maths lesson with Mister Triangle himself.
No, not the rock Pythagoras.